Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...