Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...