Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....