Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...