Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...