The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Who gave you those black eyes?
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Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...