Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...