Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Wife helps out the cop
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Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Men & Women Compared!
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Candles
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