A stolen credit card
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Free haircuts
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Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.