Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...