A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...