Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...