Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...