Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
How Lawyers Do It
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New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Police officer’s foods
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Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...