Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...