Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!