Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...