make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...