Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...