What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...