The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...