Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...