Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...