What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
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What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
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Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!