Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...