A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...