Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...