You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...