Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...