The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...