What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...