Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...