Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...