Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...