Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...