Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...