The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...