A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
People with busy lives
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