Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.