Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...