A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...