Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...