Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...