How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...