Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
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Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...