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Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Raid
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Chocolate is better than sex!
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Stupid people awards
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yo mama is so fat.. lost
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The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
I have “great” news for you
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The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...