Blonde and screen door
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Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....