Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!