Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...