What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...